I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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