Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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