We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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