At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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