No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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