hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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