i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He shit in the fireplace
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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