We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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