she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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