Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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