I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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