Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Randomize
