Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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