That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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