Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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