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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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