you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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