I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
You made out with two different species that night
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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