strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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