ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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