The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want to make a zoo with you.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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