Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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