North Korea, Best Korea!
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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