He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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