and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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