Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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