2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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