Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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