how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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