Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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