Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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