i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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