Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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