just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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