Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
