i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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