Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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