She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
oh god was she eating orange peels again
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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