it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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