you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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