I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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