Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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