i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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