Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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