Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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