Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There r osticjed everywhere
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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