Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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