come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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