Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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