I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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