Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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