found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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